A Is For Allahu Akbar!

ISIS is here, so let's welcome them to our land by giving the gift that keeps on giving...hot lead. Muslim Mosque members said they are in shock that the guy they worshipped with went on a killing spree. Meanwhile, the rest of the US is not. Please keep the turd reindeer antlers off your heads this year...I can make better ones with my cats shit. What toys are out there now? Anything that will not offend or hurt anyone...it's called Bubble Wrap. Remember when our mother's gave us a box of half eaten cookies? No...only your mother did that, not mine. Alcohol is flowing plentily this year...so be responsible and have bottle control. How many people this year are going to kill themselves decorating their homes? Falling off rooves and ladders is going to be popular this year.